Prompt: Today, I challenge you to write a poem in the form of a review. You can review either animate or inanimate things, real places or imaginary places. You can write in the style of an online review (think Yelp) or something more formal that you might find in a newspaper or magazine. (I imagine that bad reviews of past boyfriends/girlfriends might be an easy way to get into this prompt, though really, you can “review” anything in your poem, from summer reading lists for third graders to the idea of the fourth dimension).
Day 29: This started as a review poem, but turned into more of a rant.
-- The Washington Post
Like God, poetry is said to be dying.
Proclaimed by an article
from the Washington Post
America’s favorite weapon.
Readers decline in number,
poetry only slightly more popular
than opera, less desirable
than knitting or jazz.
I bet the guy who wrote this
doesn’t read poetry
or go to poetry readings,
has never been to a slam.
Maybe he still resents memorizing
“Annabelle Lee” in fourth grade.
What should I tell that sixth grader
who told me she is a poet,
who sat scribbling lines in class yesterday?
Stop, don't bother,
only 6.7% of all Americans
will care about your words?
No, I will say, "Let me read your poem."